CRAZY STORY OF TODAY: YOU CAN GO TO MARS & NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN?

WHILE UP EARLY AS USUAL I CAME ACROSS THIS STORY ON COMPLEX NEWS ABOUT FINALIST WHO WILL VOLUNTEER TO GO TO MARS AND NEVER RETURN BACK TO EARTH OR HAVE SEX EVER AGAIN SMH:  READ BELOW


200,000 people applied to be one of four people to travel to Mars, never to return, never to fornicate again, but to begin colonizing the red planet (after roughly eight years of training, and filming for a very ambitious reality series). Last week there were 660 volunteers remaining, and this week the Mars One team have announced that there are 100 finalists. 

The training will be documented in a reality TV show, but The Guardian got first crack at interviewing some of the finalists. But while we are talking about space exploration here, and people who are willing to be in a tight, enclosed space for years, and explicitly prepared to never see family or friends ever again, The Guardian had sex on the brain: do you realize you could never have sex again? Do you have sex? How would you manage to not have sex ever again? Do you masturbate?!